The Vending Machine

Put something in, something pops out.
Simple!

Quote :

User 1: *inserts Potassium Nitrate*
User 2: Out comes Wario

*inserts bacon*

User 3: Out comes Bill Clinton

*inserts feather*

Got the idea?

*inserts Satan*

Arceus pops out.

*Inserts watch*

Out comes time itself

*Inserts chapstick*

A neutrino pops out, but since it's faster than light, you couldn't detect it

*inserts head first*

Out come feet

*inserts Sparkling Beach*

*Out come physics*

*inserts luxury doorknob*

*Out comes window*

*Inserts CD*

Out comes a DVD

*Inserts dirty sock*

Out comes 10 pairs of clean socks.


*Inserts moldy bread*

Out comes a toaster

*Inserts a million dollars*

Out comes melted paper


*inserts melting ice-cream*

Out comes chocolate pudding


*Inserts a DS*

Out comes a flamethrower.

*inserts a piece of cheese*

Out comes a carton of milk

*Inserts a flashlight*

Out comes lazer

*Inserts evil blood sucking... thing*

Out comes a leech

*Inserts code*

Out ones a million dollars and a Nobel Peace Peizee

*inserts a smudged nickel*

Out comes a dime

*Inserts the holy hand grenade*

Out comes a foot

*inserts something random*

Out comes an arrow

*Inserts tennis shoes*